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Но мне кажется, что к тому времени, как наши народы смогут снова хорошо узнать друг друга, проблема эта разрешится сама.

Мы оба можем оказаться правы: пусть наши жизненные циклы слишком коротки, но зато ваши, без сомнения, чересчур уж длинны. В конце концов будет найден какой-то компромисс. Олвин задумался над этим В самом деле, единственную надежду следовало искать только в этом направлении, однако столетия переходного периода конечно же будут очень сложными.

Он снова припомнил горькие слова Сирэйнис: И он и я будем мертвы уже целые столетия, в то время как вы будете еще молодым человеком.

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