Meat SackWelcome to Meat Sack, a guide to sports-related body horror. How To Fuck In Nature Without Getting A Weird Rash There are people who will tell you that the best way to have sex in the woods is to do it in a tent, but those people are lying to you. The number one thing you want to be aware of—I mean, other than bears and park rangers—is poison ivy. Think again bucko, because you can develop an allergy to urushiol-the allergen in this spiteful vine-at any point. So pay attention.
Jun 13, Corbis There's nothing like a sexy summer romance. But getting down during the dog days comes with its own unique set of hazards: sun rash, dehydration, bees. The good news: There are plenty of ways to take advantage of the warm weather and perv out in seasonally specific settings. All you need is a little foresight and a dash of preparation and you can have plenty of outdoor kicks while avoiding jail, injury, and hypervigilant amusement-park attendants.
Just try not to get arrested. It feels naughty and brazen. What are they doing?! Unless being arrested for lewd conduct is on your sexual bucket list, know the laws in your city, state, and even the whole country. In general, stay away from public schools, pools, parks, and any place a cop can pull up on you faster than you can pull up your pants.
It might not be for everyone, but it can make a vacation or even a weekend picnic in the park extra memorable. And it's all about the memories, right? Animals do it all the time!